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By schmoodles - 07/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 22:00

Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML

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By TipsyTj - 29/03/2016 13:05 - Canada - Kentville

Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By broussimousse - 10/03/2009 20:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML

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By Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar

Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

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By Eli123 - 01/05/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

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By scfead - 14/08/2009 22:28 - United States

Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML

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By Jake - 29/04/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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Thursday 7 May 2009 9:19

gross. what kind of shorts do you wear?

erikaisthebest 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 9:20

That is beyond disgusting...if you can see you bush though your shorts there is a major problem...I'm not sure if its with your shorts or your grooming. Gross.

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FueledbyPanic32 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:58

to all of the guys who just say SHAVE-- i doubt you'd complain so much if you had to do it every day and deal with stubble and razorburn and shit. yeah, we have razors, but that doesn't mean we're looking for yet another thing to use them on! that said, the op was out of control xD

The_Curse 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 22:56

Omg i am so sorry...atleast u got to snack his ass ahah XD

squeaky_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 10:14

gross, try wearing clothes that actually cover you next time. I can't believe you'd go out in public in shorts that short. All the guys who say "shave!" should try it, wait three days, and see how they feel.

sb_rph 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 9:28

reminds me of miranda in "sex in the city" the movie...LMAO...and no i don't think you should SHAVE i think you should WAX...it's totally painless...i do it all the time...so i can give my personal testimony...i fall asleep while i'm getting it done...and NO i'm not on anything while i'm doing it!

theodivine 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:09

Tame that jungle! That's groooooooosssssss.

shmeago 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 7:21

Wowww. Why embarrass yourself further by posting that?

Chfanfiction 0

Monday 8 June 2009 2:16

Who the hell says tush, anyway?

c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 0:05

idk what's funnier the fact that you smacked your ass flirtaciously... i mean really? or the fact that you were either wearing shorts or ... underwear.. either way TIME TO SHAVE THE JUNGLE

LaughAtLaugh 7

Monday 9 November 2009 22:43

why is every one so bothered by hair, I mean it kinda grows on you. if it's out of control then it's definately time to shave... but seriously, it's the same stuff on your head.