By schmoodles - 07/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML
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Same thing different taste

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gross. what kind of shorts do you wear?

That is beyond disgusting...if you can see you bush though your shorts there is a major problem...I'm not sure if its with your shorts or your grooming. Gross.

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How ******* immature do you have to be to get grossed out by some hair, which you probably have in the same area of your body (and more) if you're a guy. And if you're a female it's even more stupid, because it's not YOUR ******* vag, so it makes no difference in your life if another girl doesn't want to shave/wax.

It's your problem if you don't wanna shave but... For god's sake, what kind of shorts do you wear?? oO YDI! Buy some your size!

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YDI for ACTUALLY slapping your ass and for not shaving or trimming ... and for not wearing shorts that would cover it.

you must have one epic set of pubes. but i'm thinking the real problem here is that your shorts are tiny enough that any part of them could be showing. oh, and your shorts "had ridden up," not "had rode up."

I don't think there's anything wrong with not shaving. I think you should at least trim it though =/, otherwise it'll look like a jungle down there. The problem is that it seems like she wasn't wearing underwear with her shorts and the shorts were entirely too small? That's kinda gross. I think you should invest in some longer shorts & wear underwear next time =].

gross....at the very least have a mowed lawn.