Animals: Today, as I was using my mom's computer, a spider crawled onto...

By spideypowers - 05/09/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, as I was using my mom's computer, a spider crawled onto the screen. So as per my usual reaction to seeing a spider, I smashed it as fast as I could. I missed the spider, but now I have to buy my mom a new monitor. FML

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By ohmy - 17/12/2009 19:09 - Canada

Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML

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By spiderwoman - 15/04/2011 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML

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Leave spiders to chill

By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

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By Jesus - 27/09/2011 02:03 - Canada

Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML

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Adapt, improvise, overcome

By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

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By jrocks - 19/05/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, as I was watching a DVD, I noticed a spider crawling on my crotch area. So, I panicked and smashed the spider, smashing my nuts in the process. FML

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By Annie - 24/08/2015 08:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was laying on the couch, reading, when I noticed a spindly leg poking round the corner of my book. Upon realising it was a spider, I calmly and rationally threw my book across the room, breaking the TV. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 09:32 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, my mum vented her anger on me by shattering my mouse on the floor, taking my keyboard and nearly ripping out my monitor. At least a spare mouse and the on screen keyboard are better than nothing. This hurts. FML

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Lolzords 11

Saturday 5 September 2009 12:12

At least the spider was ok.

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 5 September 2009 12:16

It wanted on the interwebz, obvs. (;

Comments

NissanDriver 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 16:46

I suppose a quick smash to a fragile monitor is a better pesticide than tissues and a sweeping motion.

iSushix3 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 17:31

who smashes a spider hard enough to break a monitor???

cassie0383 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:19

I say fake. you have to hit a monitor pretty ******* hard to actually break it. fake fake fake

Crash2108 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 7:42

This is why women shouldn't be allowed to use computers.

aq2004 0

Monday 14 September 2009 2:37

YDI for being a dumbass.

kikibunny 0

Monday 12 October 2009 18:11

ur an idiot

megamormonman 7

Sunday 18 April 2010 13:23

I guess that's why they call it the world wide web. HAHA! Bad Pun.

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 3:41

lol

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 3:38

Ydi for having no respect for life. This wouldn't have happened if you had taken a moment to think about your sacrifice. Identify with the spider, consider the pros and cons of his death, then make the decision to kill him.