Miscellaneous: Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning...

By anonymous - 04/05/2011 10:01 - Australia

Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning on the wall next to my door. I picked it up and started slow dancing with it, imagining it was the girl I'm in love with. I didn't notice my neighbours bunched up at their window laughing. FML

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Play it cool

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By secret dancer - 16/08/2011 16:55 - Sweden

Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML

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By gabess - 04/01/2009 01:59 - France

Today, to amuse my girlfriend, I put on her sexy nightshirt and went out on the balcony for a smoke, all while shaking my booty about in front of her window. She laughed, until one of her neighbors shouted, "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML

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By Crochocinco85 - 13/03/2014 11:59 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

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A step too far

By Charlie - 08/09/2009 10:46 - Australia

Today, it was raining. I was out walking with my girlfriend, and decided it would be cute if we did a bit of dancing in the rain. As I was swinging her around, I swung her head against a lamp post. She broke up with me. FML

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ImInABox 6

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:08

Mops can't pick up people like Swiffer can. You must be quite a catch!

ihasbrains 10

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:07

Romantic fool, lol.

Comments

xXSillyLoveXx 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:44

Someone's got jungle fever!

mzfoxy31 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:45

Now this is a funny but cute fml!!! hahaha

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:45

Ydi weirdo lol

bootsie419 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 5:31

how rude

JesterMarcus 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 16:52

Straight guys don't dream of slow dancing with the woman of their dreams. Got something you wanna tell us?

InVenereVeritas 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 17:37

why is it that when a man does shows how he feels... even in this odd way :s they are labelled "gay" by other men? at least he is in love.

drako96 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 17:41

There's a middle ground between being an insensitive jerk and dancing with your mop daydreaming about your crush

aardvarkish 16

Wednesday 4 May 2011 18:25

But you're better off being an insensitive jerk...

captainbj2 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 17:04

that is awesome dude....be proud you r a romantic at heart!

drako96 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 17:19

There's a typo he meant "the guy" i'm in love with.

grumpybarista 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 20:09

mancard...removed

Riemurasia 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 17:23

Aww, don't be embarrassed about that, you at least dare to be yourself instead of some sheep. You shouldn't even care about what the neighbours thought and should've just waved smiling back at them and continue dancing :D

drako96 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 17:38

I wouldn't follow the advice of someone who uses his cat's face as his avatar.

Riemurasia 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 18:41

Too bad I saw this comment after I changed my picture. But I change it depending on my mood and I don't mind people knowing I'm a girl who likes cats :)