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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

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By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 21:15 - United Kingdom

Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2011 19:08 - United States

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

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By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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By snowball - 29/12/2010 23:32 - Switzerland

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

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By Snowtoe - 14/01/2017 14:00

Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML

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By infected - 30/12/2010 21:37 - Denmark

Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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By gumpy - 25/02/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML

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Doortje 29

Thursday 27 January 2011 12:09

You gave a bunch of little girls the finger? I'd say this is a fail even before you ran into that snowman.

perdix 29

Thursday 27 January 2011 12:21

It was a Chris Hansen snowman, and he busted you for fingering little girls.

Comments

Charles666 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 12:16

classic!

perdix 29

Thursday 27 January 2011 12:21

It was a Chris Hansen snowman, and he busted you for fingering little girls.

jewban 3

Thursday 27 January 2011 12:31

lulzzzz

Acousticpixie14 6

Thursday 27 January 2011 14:04

Perdix=win

AnonTheGreat 7

Friday 28 January 2011 1:10

That comment was funnier than the FML!

lovexbox 8

Thursday 27 January 2011 12:24

Frosty the Failman

davidjr_saldana 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 12:28

frosty does take it well when u give kids the finger

afdude87 6

Thursday 27 January 2011 12:28

unless it was a concrete snowman, fyl for being wimpy enough to have a snowman whoop your ass

Renesaga 8

Thursday 27 January 2011 12:28

I'm just picturing some guy dodging all the snowballs, and he's running away laughing with his finger up, muttering "Assholes." and not paying attention to where's he going. That is, until he hits the snowman.