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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

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You deserved it 47 013

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By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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You deserved it 72 421

By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 21:15 - United Kingdom

Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML

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You deserved it 2 829

By Anonymous - 19/11/2011 19:08 - United States

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 6 462

By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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By snowball - 29/12/2010 23:32 - Switzerland

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

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You deserved it 5 774

By Snowtoe - 14/01/2017 14:00

Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML

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By infected - 30/12/2010 21:37 - Denmark

Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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You deserved it 3 040

By gumpy - 25/02/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML

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Doortje 29

Thursday 27 January 2011 12:09

You gave a bunch of little girls the finger? I'd say this is a fail even before you ran into that snowman.

perdix 29

Thursday 27 January 2011 12:21

It was a Chris Hansen snowman, and he busted you for fingering little girls.

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MaiDeath 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 13:05

Haha, your failed attempt eh?

SmallTownCutie 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 13:10

^ haha win

bcamgirl 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 13:16

who flicks off little girls?

Anteezy 7

Thursday 27 January 2011 13:17

Woah you dodged snowballs thrown by little girls, aren't you the athlete.

mills97 0

Friday 28 January 2011 5:03

ikr

catalin 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 13:26

Charming

CRrawsum 7

Thursday 27 January 2011 13:31

Oh the irony!

emoooze 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 13:35

that was you screwing the snowman?

maybaybe 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 14:02

You deserved it for giving the finger to little girls.

deven329 1

Thursday 27 January 2011 14:06

i probly woulda done the same thing

maybaybe 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 14:18

What? Run into a snowman?

Acousticpixie14 6

Thursday 27 January 2011 14:09

Can you say karma? I can [:

Zmeilerr 22

Thursday 27 January 2011 20:08

I can't :[

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