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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

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You deserved it 47 013

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By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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You deserved it 3 801

By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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You deserved it 72 421

By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 21:15 - United Kingdom

Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML

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You deserved it 2 829

By Anonymous - 19/11/2011 19:08 - United States

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 6 462

By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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You deserved it 22 353

By snowball - 29/12/2010 23:32 - Switzerland

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

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You deserved it 5 774

By Snowtoe - 14/01/2017 14:00

Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML

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You deserved it 3 170

By infected - 30/12/2010 21:37 - Denmark

Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML

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You deserved it 43 642

By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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You deserved it 3 040

By gumpy - 25/02/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML

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You deserved it 4 490

Doortje 29

Thursday 27 January 2011 12:09

You gave a bunch of little girls the finger? I'd say this is a fail even before you ran into that snowman.

perdix 29

Thursday 27 January 2011 12:21

It was a Chris Hansen snowman, and he busted you for fingering little girls.

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roro7575 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 14:25

you really got bullied by lil girls

bbedlock_fml 7

Thursday 27 January 2011 14:26

You fingered little girls? O.O

heyimzim 4

Thursday 27 January 2011 15:54

hahaha way to change the real meaning of that statement

rawrineedcandy 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 14:44

karma can be a bitch

saleha97 4

Thursday 27 January 2011 14:55

karma bites you in the back...

MellisaTatum 6

Thursday 27 January 2011 14:58

Haha, this FML made my day. :D

NoBrainzAtAll 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 15:00

sweet sweet irony :'D

bobjoefredsky 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 15:04

just like in those cartoons!

bobjoefredsky 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 15:08

heehee

Pesi 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 16:08

green day...is...the shit. x.x

coryadam23 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 15:10

you may out run frostys balls but hes still gonna get ya

Hewron 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 15:12

win.

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You deserved it 174

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