Intimacy: Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me...

By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says, "These were mine, hope you enjoy them as much as I did." Thinking it was something special of his he wanted to hand down to me, I quickly unwrapped the box only to find old 70's porn. Merry Christmas? FML

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Saturday 26 December 2009 9:34

So did you have a white Christmas?

ps2stony 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 9:12

Lols that's gross to fap to the same thing your dad did

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jalapeno_popper 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:10

LMAO

Eviktion 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:12

YDI for being gay!

KamilleBlack 3

Sunday 17 January 2010 3:00

His Dad is giving him **** that he used to whack off to. He's not gay because it grosses him out. If he ever watched one of those tapes(most like VHS) then his dad is gonna know what he's doing. His mother will sigh and say "That's our boys" :S