By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

Spicy
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
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joliesbebes 0

well in situations like these it's best to ask for feedback. you could try "what am I doing wrong" or "what would you like me to do?" if she doesn't say anything then at least you tried?

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alexFYL 11

FTR there is not really any such thing as "loose", the ****** is basically elastic. Even if you go from a giant 6" diameter ***** down to your bf's 1.5" diameter penis, the ****** would still retain its original shape. It's like a balloon. The only time it's loose is after child birth, and even then it goes back to... well, more or less the original shape. Kegels help. ... Furthermore, being loose would not change how bad the OP's lovemaking is.

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suprmidgt 0

sounds like a game playing bitch. I'd get out immediately it's only going to get worse from here. I'm sure your friends have already told you this though.

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Someofthisisfunn 0

As long as your getting yours, just smile and finish.

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chuck1986 0

Using terms like love making prove you are no good.

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ThatTurtleThing 0

Advice from another lesbian: can't go wrong with oral. Gspot is a good one too..its right behind the pelvic bone. Easy to find. Instant ******!

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mzfoxy31 0

just gotta wiggle ur finger like *here kitty-kitty* ;)

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schiatta 2

Poor guy. That girl sounds like total bitch

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FlyingLazerWALRU 0

OP is a chick, not a dude.

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life2007 0

get better at it...ask what they like.

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nananabatmannnn 0

Your girlfriend is dumb. If she doesn't tell you what she wants, how are you supposed to know?

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