By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

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Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
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joliesbebes 0

well in situations like these it's best to ask for feedback. you could try "what am I doing wrong" or "what would you like me to do?" if she doesn't say anything then at least you tried?

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alexFYL 11

FTR there is not really any such thing as "loose", the ****** is basically elastic. Even if you go from a giant 6" diameter ***** down to your bf's 1.5" diameter penis, the ****** would still retain its original shape. It's like a balloon. The only time it's loose is after child birth, and even then it goes back to... well, more or less the original shape. Kegels help. ... Furthermore, being loose would not change how bad the OP's lovemaking is.

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doc_j 0

so much for women knowing what women want. sometimes with a partner u gotta let em know what to do and what you like sdi for thinkin ur a mind reader

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raider27 7

Damn. Definitely really harsh. Tell her to help you out if you're that bad

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XxEmoSnowboarder 8

lol i love ur pick im still laughing haha

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SpeshulK 0

Wait... This was posted by somebody named katie... So the op is a girl?

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schmelia 10

Oh my GOD! They must be LESBIANS or something!!

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Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

OMG!! who ever heard of two girls dating!! the end is near!!! grow up

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SpeshulK 0

96, I said this because everybody was assuming the OP was a guy, not because I thought a lesbian caused rapture was near or something

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Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

ohhhh. sorry but there are a lot of people on here like that

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SteelCladAngel 0

at least she told you the truth would you rather have her lie, then months after the relationship is over have her say 'I faked every time' ?

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alexFYL 11

I like having blunt partners. So that would have been semi-helpful to me, except for the original moaning. I would rather have someone tell me I suck at ____ than let me continue thinking things are good. What's funny is when I tell guys it's going to take them forever to learn how to make me ****** (only one guy has ever succeeded the first time, bless his heart)... most are understanding and want to know why, but some get angry. Like, WTF, you want me to lie? XD Also getting angry at me for something I can't control is not really the sexiest thing ever, don't give me a complex about our sex life so soon.

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EvilHippyEmperor 0

Look on the bright side, she didn't dump you and tell you afterwards. Both of you should keep a sense of humour about it and have fun finding out how you can please each other better than you have been.

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Big_halla 0

Dam you must have a small dick and I bet you cant dance ether... The art of making love is to let your body do the talkin

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shipman09 0

OP is a female, judging by the name anyway.

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schmelia 10

The size of a guy's penis doesn't have anything to do with how good they are at having sex. Regardless, OP is a woman.

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mintcar 9

Ether? As in any organic compound that contain an ether group?

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