By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

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Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
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joliesbebes 0

well in situations like these it's best to ask for feedback. you could try "what am I doing wrong" or "what would you like me to do?" if she doesn't say anything then at least you tried?

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alexFYL 11

FTR there is not really any such thing as "loose", the ****** is basically elastic. Even if you go from a giant 6" diameter ***** down to your bf's 1.5" diameter penis, the ****** would still retain its original shape. It's like a balloon. The only time it's loose is after child birth, and even then it goes back to... well, more or less the original shape. Kegels help. ... Furthermore, being loose would not change how bad the OP's lovemaking is.

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Pownzeez 0

So much talk about vaginas... i like it xD. Continue with the jibber jabber.

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romina21 0

haha thats sad. lol. i dont kno how to fake it! haha

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underguarded 20

Maybe just have sex with her angrily. maybe she's one of those people who only like it rough. either way, at least she's honest but that still was a bitchy way to say it.

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AMAZINashleigh 6

Get better at it!

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HU4L188 0

you should have yelled: "I don't live to please you! I'm doing this for my pleasure not urs"

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Fatalix_fml 0

Atleast she told you, and didn't continue to fake.

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ALesserIvy 2

serves you right for being $h1t in the sack

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