By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

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Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
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joliesbebes 0

well in situations like these it's best to ask for feedback. you could try "what am I doing wrong" or "what would you like me to do?" if she doesn't say anything then at least you tried?

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alexFYL 11

FTR there is not really any such thing as "loose", the ****** is basically elastic. Even if you go from a giant 6" diameter ***** down to your bf's 1.5" diameter penis, the ****** would still retain its original shape. It's like a balloon. The only time it's loose is after child birth, and even then it goes back to... well, more or less the original shape. Kegels help. ... Furthermore, being loose would not change how bad the OP's lovemaking is.

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HeavyMetalViking 0

Say : "Shut up! I'm the one lying and you're the one sucking!"

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Texasgirl192238 0

hahaha^ there you go

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SaiTiffeh 10

Then ask her what kind of things she'd like you to do instead. If she has criticism, try to turn it into a constructive thing.

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CSRozell 4

you gotta rub your face in it

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kingtz 6

Keep going, please. I'm taking notes.

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hockeyrocks39 0

OP tell her, "I'm glad you brought this up because you don't suck enough and when you do..." then put on your best fake orgasim show. What a biatch by the way.

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clemcool_fml 0

yikes, harsh much? if it's something long term I'd say try to make it constructive, but if it's a new thing why stay with someone who has no regard for tact or your feelings?

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jdeshnerx3 0

tell her to do it herself then

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mintcar 9

Well there goes the problem. She should be sucking, not you.

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