Intimacy: Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started...

By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 08:45 - Canada - Richmond

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML

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By bad in the sack - 05/07/2014 04:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She was on top, and then stopped, got off, and said, "Let's go get ice cream." I think this was her way of telling me I suck at sex. FML

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Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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You deserved it 8 016

Creepy

By Anonymous - 28/09/2012 21:22 - Canada

Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML

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By pornhastaughtmenothing - 21/02/2013 08:46 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML

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You deserved it 11 650

Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

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You deserved it 23 117

By sixsix - 24/12/2008 11:19 - France

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

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You deserved it 8 661

By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 17:57 - Norway - Haugesund

Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and commented, "If only you could fuck this well." FML

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You deserved it 9 054

Feelings

By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 00:46 - United States - Beaumont

Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML

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You deserved it 9 796

joliesbebes 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 16:04

well in situations like these it's best to ask for feedback. you could try "what am I doing wrong" or "what would you like me to do?" if she doesn't say anything then at least you tried?

alexFYL 11

Wednesday 25 May 2011 16:20

FTR there is not really any such thing as "loose", the ****** is basically elastic. Even if you go from a giant 6" diameter ***** down to your bf's 1.5" diameter penis, the ****** would still retain its original shape. It's like a balloon. The only time it's loose is after child birth, and even then it goes back to... well, more or less the original shape. Kegels help. ... Furthermore, being loose would not change how bad the OP's lovemaking is.

Comments

thecovert 7

Wednesday 25 May 2011 17:10

TFF! So ask her for a few hints on what makes her tick.

not_funny_at_all 3

Wednesday 25 May 2011 17:12

well at least she was honest with you...

aardvarkish 16

Wednesday 25 May 2011 19:20

Yup.

athos1237 4

Wednesday 25 May 2011 17:18

YDI for sucking. Watch a porno or something to learn. Ask questions of her, what she likes. Explore her body.

docscientist 9

Wednesday 25 May 2011 20:48

Yeah, watch a porno, then you'll really learn to spot a faker.

Diogi4363 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 17:21

that sucks. I mean If you're going to fake it, at least fake it til the end.

duckiecrazy 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 17:33

you should ask her what you could do to make it better for her. although the way she told u was completely wrong.

stegner23 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 17:51

just tell her to come give me a try

TraceCase_ 19

Wednesday 25 May 2011 17:53

How rude! Some constructive criticism would have been fine and she didn't have to patronize you with the moans and groans.

OfficeNinja 5

Wednesday 25 May 2011 18:13

what a bitch! a more constructive thing to say would be "let's try this" or "how about we do that". as opposed to "you suck at this", which really helps nobody.