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By cauteriseme - 01/01/2011 15:37 - United Kingdom

Today, as the clock struck twelve for the new year, I was in the bathroom having a nosebleed. FML

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Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML

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Today, I have had 4 nosebleeds. Four of them, full-on, almost passing out nosebleeds. It's only noon. I think I need to see a doctor. FML

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By Trent - 19/03/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I had a nosebleed at work after having recent surgery. As I was walking to the bathroom, I tripped and fell, sending blood splattering everywhere. My manager, who was walking by, looked at me and said, “You’re really committed to the bit.” I was too embarrassed to respond. FML

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By Bleach dat Blood - 20/07/2015 03:02

Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML

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By someone something - 27/11/2024 21:00 - United States - Acton

Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML

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By Ella - 29/05/2012 05:14 - United States

Today, I went on a 7-hour plane flight. For 3 hours I had a bloody nose. When it finally stopped, I sneezed. It started to bleed again. FML

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By BloodyMarry - 04/06/2013 17:53 - United States

Today, on the drive to church, I got a nosebleed. Not so bad, until I sneezed and splattered myself and my fiancé with blood, snot, and eventually tears. FML

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Saturday 1 January 2011 23:38

"Get out of the bathroom, you've been in there since last year!"

kweenbitch 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 19:54

lay off the blow for a bit.

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25shark 5

Saturday 4 June 2011 14:56

how is this an FML?

Havin 19

Friday 26 August 2011 16:52

That was everyone that night

jhb33 4

Thursday 8 September 2011 2:58

That has happened to mee

chickenflem 8

Wednesday 18 January 2012 15:58

I was pooping hehe

burnsie22 5

Saturday 21 January 2012 14:26

A bloody nose is no reason to stop the party

smythehouse 4

Thursday 15 May 2014 5:16

I had a nosebleed then too..

Tomato_Cheese 22

Saturday 2 January 2016 14:27

I FEEL YOUR NOSEBLEED PAIN

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