By Julianapilikusplatosophophes - 11/07/2015 03:49 - Australia - Kew

Today, at 3 in the morning, I was getting out of bed to use the bathroom, when my boyfriend grabbed my arm, looked at me wide-eyed and begged, "Don't... They'll take your skin..." He doesn't remember saying it, and now I'm scared shitless to use the bathroom at night. FML
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Pingvinai 37

I suggest having holy water running through your toilet now.

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pastel_fml 18

I wouldn't use the bathroom in the dead of night anymore either after that.

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PopcornTimes 14

He was probably about to say skinny jeans. No worries.

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raven_yeany 18

I would have the exact same fear OP, don't worry! Has he had any other night time horror stories for you?

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GabCraft007 0

Calm down. I do that all the time. Everyone tells me I sleepwalk, with my eyes open and talking and shit, but I never remember.

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ProudDaddy 7

If you have been scared shitless, then you have eliminated half the reason for using the bathroom anyway.

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WatDaHail 13

Wake him up if you need to go at night, lol.

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butterbunny 15

Ahh, the weirdest things come out of us sleeptalker's mouths…!

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orsombre_fml 11

If you are old enough to sleep with a boyfriend, you are old enough not to believe in every crap you hear.

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bibobobonnor 8

#82 she seems to be scared of a creepy thing her boyfriend said, it has nothing to do with age, that's what irrational fear is

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BamBAmGG 14

What makes it even more creepy is that it's was at 3am which is dead hour. haha Creepy af.

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