Love: Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the...

By fastfingers409 - 22/04/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the bands. After they got off stage, I asked their bass player if she was single. He replied, "actually, she's married," holding up his left hand, he continued, "to me." FML

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Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML

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By Pontiacman92 - 29/08/2013 07:07 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML

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By Love stinks - 19/08/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2023 06:00

Today, I found out my friends were dating, which, OK, might seem normal. Unfortunately, I had this really big crush on this girl. I really admired her because she was a pianist and I was a violinist, and we often jammed together. I was gonna tell her, but before I could she told me she has a boyfriend now. FML

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By Sleeping at my parents tonight - 28/06/2023 15:00

Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML

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By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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By brittbrat4 - 05/07/2011 00:25 - United States

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

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pleasetryagain 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:16

What does it matter? Isn't it better that you asked first instead of making a fool of yourself trying to hit on her? We really really need a "who the hell cares" category.

jdawg2010 0

Monday 4 July 2011 16:51

this is a guy saying this, not a girl. men can't get pregnant. sorry :(.

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Frozenstein 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:32

if i were the bassist, i'd be flattered

everyonehatesyou 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:34

******* LOL #1

awalkb 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:41

how do people say YDI?

RenRen_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:42

Hahah....That sounds embarrassing. But if I were the bassist, I would be glad for my cute wife :P

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:42

How freaking sad are you that the best you can do is try hit on some band member from a concert you just saw? Go out to a bar or something. At least that way if she is married and still flirting with you then you know you might actually get some.

AlexJakubsen1 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:43

what the **** is a keytarist? is this like some new age crimp shit.

jaybirdka 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:43

Big ******* deal. How exactly is this a FML? If this is the worst thing that's happened to you then you have it made.

Pyromie 2

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:47

#23 Even Worse: "Ohhh, YOU are the guy she was telling me I've got a bigger **** than last night... Tough luck bud!"

MakinBacon 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:52

In other words: "Today I found out that I'm not the only person in the world who likes girls. FML" I'm gonna give you a YDI because I really don't care.