By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:59 - India - New Delhi

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Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML
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anniemeece 23

Maybe not so 100%?

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MegasaurusRex89 28

I don't know if "100%" is an accurate estimate...

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mosquito19 14

that's okay, that guy probably thinks you're a girl,

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Tidus0 17

Well either you weren't blind drunk if you can remember it which means you chose to or your friends are pulling your legs about it.

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mkayden 23

So, did you say no **** after you were done? Only then you can still be 100% not gay.

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kiki9_fml 10

I wouldn't be too firm on that "100% heterosexual" part lol.

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switchbl4de 9

I don't know if 100% is the best percentage to use.

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jackroarrr 25

If you were " blind drunk " how do you even remember.

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Zeone_fml 9

I bet that was hard to swallow

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missbritt203 9

The absolute WORST is when people think they can advise another person on what his or her sexual orientation is! It's more about who the person is attracted to than who they have sex with (There are straight male **** actors and Sex workers of all genders who'll attest to that). I don't understand what could give any of you the idea that you know what this stranger's-- or anyone's-- innermost desires are. Even if their actions are contradictory to their words, it's rude assign them a label opposite of what they want to be called.

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Flyndaran 10

If you have sex with a guy for fun, then it's silly to say you're a 100% heterosexual male. Words have meaning outside of your preferences. I can't call myself a wombat even if I identify as one and work really hard to poop cubical turds. (They really do that.)

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leogachi 15

Sexuality is fluid, wombats are not.

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