By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:59 - India - New Delhi

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Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML
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anniemeece 23

Maybe not so 100%?

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MegasaurusRex89 28

I don't know if "100%" is an accurate estimate...

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cmb2002 6

Or maybe, this may come as a shock to you all that are saying things against his sexuality, he was drunk and gave someone a *******. This may seem impossible, because you always need a reason for everything, but maybe he just didn't know what he was doing. *gasping noises from everyone*

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gobiteme2 34

Gave a guy a ******* for the first time. This sounds like you are going to do it again. Next time try it sober you may actual like it better.

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cmat84 8

You're a 100% of something. It just can't be both heterosexual AND male. Gotta pick one my friend.

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Flyndaran 10

You can't be 100% human and alive. You have to pick one. I think you need to go back to school to learn statistics.

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slippy28 1

Maybe you should keep that one to yourself ?

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disney_blonde 16

According to my Psychology professor, you don't do anything drunk that hasn't at least crossed your mind sober.

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Flyndaran 10

So, that's a meaningless observation. I've thought of everything physically possible and many things not. That doesn't mean I would ever seriously consider trying them.

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blahblah5743794 19

Obviously not 100%

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