By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:59 - India - New Delhi

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Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML
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anniemeece 23

Maybe not so 100%?

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MegasaurusRex89 28

I don't know if "100%" is an accurate estimate...

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jaychourox121 15

Not anymore you aren't

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Flyndaran 10

Alcohol leads to mistakes. If OP considers his gay act a mistake, then he can certainly be 100% heterosexual. Orientation is about preference. I can eat a mango, but as I don't like them, I wouldn't magically become a mango-lover.

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leogachi 15

I hate mangos, too, but I love your comment.

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caliguy08 17

Subconsciously you won't do something that you wouldn't do consciously. So if you gave a guy a ******** when you were drunk, then you are a closet homosexual and need to rethink your life

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thetoadstool 16

I wouldn't dance between four expensive guitars sober, I wouldn't even consider it, but somehow I still ended up doing just that when I got blackout drunk once. What you're saying is mostly true for drunk people, but when you're blackout drunk (or "blind drunk" as OP said), that's a different story.

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blade9502 4

You can build all the houses in the world and not be called a carpenter, you can fix any car, anywhere and not be called a mechanic....but you suck one c@ck....

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cookie1207 19

Maybe not a 100% dude

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