By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:59 - India - New Delhi

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Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML
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anniemeece 23

Maybe not so 100%?

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MegasaurusRex89 28

I don't know if "100%" is an accurate estimate...

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ajs1987 15

Probably not 100%, I feel like I'm probably more hetero than you are.

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TwentyFourBeerz 18

Can't be 100% if your giving away fellatios like Christmas presents

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gucci925 7

I've done this too and I'm 100% hetero male and I was blind ****** up wasted drunk beyond words and I blew my best friend didn't even know what I was doing :( although I have a snippet memory of it so I know that ****** up shit happened I have a gf and everything tho (didn't do it while I was with her) I've never even thought about wanting to do that ever FML

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pedrorocks 7

As an alcoholic I can say I have never been this drunk

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Strega 5

It's being party-sexual. As in - if it happened on a party it doesn't count.

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blissfully_me 16

Not anymore you're not.

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