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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2016 16:37 - United States - Middletown

Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML

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By Tal - 26/04/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML

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Boing

By lily - 18/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was about to kiss my boyfriend in a courtyard when a soccer ball hit me in the head, hard. My boyfriend remarked that it made a "hollow sound" when it hit me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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Footie

By supras - 04/12/2013 02:03 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML

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By hawaiiansokkrboi - 19/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 10 731

ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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You deserved it 31 381

Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 47 211

By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML

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Game, set, and match

By Ouch - 19/07/2015 14:36 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML

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Smurphy121 23

Thursday 8 October 2015 0:18

Even if he hadn't split his head you shouldn't have done that.

ObsidianDrone 8

Thursday 8 October 2015 0:19

Well that was ground breaking

Comments

DesolateTree 12

Thursday 8 October 2015 20:42

Don't feel bad OP. i would have done the same thing. Not laughing isn't going to heal his head so what's the harm in it. If I do something embarassing I expect people to laugh, that's part of it. All the people in this thread are just sensitive little kids that get offended over nothing.

bnorb 8

Thursday 8 October 2015 20:45

Exactly this.

dVwarfare 15

Friday 9 October 2015 0:58

Sorry to hear that OP, but maybe you should join the skeleton war to keep your mind off things?

kmelad 15

Friday 9 October 2015 2:58

meh, people here hate you, dude... I like you.

DesolateTree 12

Friday 9 October 2015 3:40

shit. wrong thumb. i gave you a -1. :(

kmelad 15

Saturday 10 October 2015 1:37

hahaha.... yeah, I hate it when this happens.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Friday 9 October 2015 19:20

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say you're probably the guy everyone hates.

SlapsKnee 12

Saturday 10 October 2015 1:13

If it makes OP feel better, one time my friends were being dicks so I went to go find my other friends. Two of the assholes ran up to me and I could hear them laughing and as they got closer, one stepped on the back of my foot and I stumbled forward and she stumbled to the right. I started laughing because she deserved it but then it got awkward because she was in a lot of pain. I stopped laughing and we took her to the sickbay. I went back to my 'friends' to tell them what happened and the little shit that saw it told everyone she saw me stick my foot out and trip the girl. ******* assholes still think I tripped her two years later.