By DarkDolly - 04/02/2012 16:39 - France

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML
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KeyboardWarrior 10

Don't be afraid of the naked men who wander the night. Just follow them to their white van, it's legit.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

WTF why are more people saying OP deserves this? She was innocently walking to her car and some creeper followed her naked. She could have been raped or killed. Stupid people in this world, I fear for future generations...

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silentbutfunny 0

In op's defence, i think people mostly say "ydi" starting off just because the ratio would looks more bigger when they are both small. I predict "ydi" will be 15 of "fyl"

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maxwells_hammer 5

I think it's because 1) she turned around and 2) she was going to acknowledge the random stranger telling her not to be scared. I know if I were OP I would have just sped up my pace before even noticing the person was naked as saying not to be scared for no reason is scary in itself. I can't be completely positive though as I don't think OP deserved it.

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quite_bored 9

What the hell did you just say, 18?

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silentbutfunny 0

36 alot more people are going to put "fyl" -.- about 8 times more than "ydi"

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silentbutfunny 0

Not reading the whole comment "i predict..."

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cBlackout 13

Those people are called trolls. Lesser people who ydi every post.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

To answer your question #11: some people are trolls, people are dicks, tired of OP's complaining, just want FML to be about "life *******" shit instead of first world problems, vote YDI because it mentions something they wont accept (ex: Wal-Mart, McDonalds, a 7th generation gaming console, etc.).

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silentbutfunny 0

I was somewhat on the right track oh and because the dude waaaayyyyy up there asked

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crazyladydaisy 4

Lmao "don't be scared.." "I'm no--" "ya.. Don't worry, we can make it fit. ;)"

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21jason 9

Maybe he likes to feel a breeze between his knees.

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boredblonde 17

I accomplished my goal!

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MichellinMan 20

would you please elaborate, what in the hell would be tasty?

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5HT2A 5

Kick him in his nads and run. Your advantage? Direct contact.

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fmlikecrazy 0

Question: you're alone in a parking lot at night, and you hear a voice begind you telling you not to be scared. And you didn't freak out?

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rattusrattus 18

I mean, there's three options, right? It's a creeper, it's a guy warning you about a creeper, or it's an angel - they always preface their proclamations with "DON'T BE AFRAID!" Meeting a naked angel in a car park would be really, really awkward.

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Riverlovestacos 0

Always trust a man in a big white van!

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mama2b3 20

This rhymes so it's obviously true, solid advice.

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kaitlinthecutie 0

He could be a rapist, I'd be scared!

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