By DarkDolly - 04/02/2012 16:39 - France

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML
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KeyboardWarrior 10

Don't be afraid of the naked men who wander the night. Just follow them to their white van, it's legit.

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HooHooHa 6

Get in your car and run his naked ass over...tell the police it was dark and you didn't see him

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MaceFaceLOL 8

Just wondering but what did you do after that?

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MaceFaceLOL 8

Not trying to be messed up in any way but what happend after that?

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MaceFaceLOL 8

Oops I accidentally repeated the message.

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bubo_fml 10

Did you pull the alarm?

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bubo_fml 10

Ok...Ok...Maybe she just blew the whistle...Happy now?

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MaceFaceLOL 8

No...my mind is still set on the parking lot alarm.

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GoW_Chick 14

OP: "there's no pro-" *turns around* Creepy naked guy: "SURPRISE!" Run, run as fast as you can OP!

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maxwells_hammer 5

And yet I can't think of one pointless comment from her. So maybe we should be saying thank you for the 1,000+ comments you have shared with us.

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GoW_Chick 14

I was going to come up with a witty reply to you kristen, but then I read your profile, and I'm not trying to be mean here, but I couldn't stop laughing enough to think of one kiddo.

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GoW_Chick 14

P.s. If you want to see a big number in comments just check out how many perdix has racked up.

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flirtyfaery 7

The difference is that Perdix and DocBastard have been around forever and have racked up their tally by making one or two usually witty comments on most FMLs. Not 20 usually pointless comments on every FML.

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FatSack 0

Lol, seriously? Who cares how many comments she has posted? Is that your business? Quit being an instigator and trying to start drama online.

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GoW_Chick 14

It's true I haven't been around as long as them, I've only commented on FML since sometime last year, and I had no idea people payed close attention to my comments and they could be so controversial that someone would go out of their way just to bitch about them....I'm sorry?

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Sirin_fml 46

I guess I must be a bit sad for having so many comments, too. Getting insults like that should be a badge of honour, really.

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irockfendergirl 0

102- ah, well, just ignore the ones that want to bitch. They are either miserable, bored, or both. :D

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MaceFaceLOL 8

It's not negative that you post a lot it means you have a lot to say and a lot of opinions that you feel strong enough to voice.

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Sirin_fml 46

You two fellows should settle down with one another. The tension between you is but lust in disguise. Forget about the awesome that is I, and be wed together, and stuff.

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Daiyuki 5

Hot chicks get more attention, you should be used to it

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thiscrazything 1

Perfect time to try out a taser!

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SadIife 6

I would run.... Don't let the naked man get you!

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GoW_Chick 14

...so they could get to their car, they could have been working late, or going to work, the possibilities are endless really.

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