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By what.....? - 31/08/2012 23:40 - United States

Today, at college, we had a substitute philosophy teacher, because our professor is on bereavement leave. During his presentation, the sub managed to segue from the early works of Immanuel Kant straight into "the myth of the vaginal orgasm." I'm still shocked and highly confused. FML
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ogoodrich 14

Well.... I bet his wife thinks he's great...

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theslimshadylp 6

Please tell me more of this mythical ******.

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shrdlu 28

This is philosophy class, right? Ask the sub how he can be sure that ANYTHING exists.

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coolboy675 16

Anything: "I think I exist, I think I exist, I think I exist..."

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sirpantselot 22

Descartes walks into a bar, and the barman asks if he wants a strong drink. Descartes says, "I think not." Then he disappears.

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Futacy 29

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Shrike 23

Don't give him that much credit. He's at least a caveman. Maybe a chimp. :))

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Futacy 29

Yeah, I'm an idiot, move along, people.

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Futacy 29

21- lol, you're so funny shrike! any other "original" material you want to throw at me while im still here? Please, say anything but "derp derp". When I said i have no idea what this is about, i meant i knew everything but two key points about this. your response wasn't funny, witty or clever, it was just attention whoring and outdated. Stop being a smartass.

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

Aww sheee' son, it's all goin' down! Please oh my god please Mr Futacy don't put the FML population in the crossfire of your keyboard rage! We wanna live!!! D': Really, STFU.

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BulldogHoops 14

lol 32 overreaction much? Welcome to the internet. People make fun, deal with it. You shouldn't be asking a question that you didn't want answered in the first place.

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Futacy 29

40- all i needed was the first answer i got, i was satisfied by that. What i didnt need was some wise guy trying to compare my intelligence to two lower lifeforms. Even as a joke it's dumb, elementary, really unoriginal and not even funny.

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fabulosogurlee 7

47- Some people (like myself) happen to find metaphors very amusing

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GothicAngel17 24

From what I've read of Futacy's comments so far on this and other FMLs I can't help but think he's retarded.

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PeteyPablo12308 20

Futacy- the more you whine and try to get in the last word, the more idiotic you become.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

19's comment was obviously a rhetorical question. Let's honor that.

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KingCeltic77 18

I understand you're in college, but if that's not the class subject than WTF?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

To a virgin, the vaginal ****** is still a myth. *forever alone face*

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elletex 8

I pity the professor's wife/girlfriend, if he has one. He probably doesn't even try...or maybe he did try and failed, leading to his little rant.

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southerngalslove 15

Vaginal orgasms are not a myth, they can happen.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Yes. Just takes the right guy who knows what he's doing.

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JiggaJayZ 16

Lots of foreplay, self-control, and confidence (or at least the illusion of confidence) are keys to giving the vaginal ******. Trust a guy who makes his girlfriend squirt multiple times every time.

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BatemanFML 0

It's not the "******" that is the myth. The myth is that this "******" can be achieved by stimulation from the male gender. Or so I hear....

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elletex 8

Well, then I have personally debunked that myth. Just sayin'.

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elletex 8

It doesn't necessarily have to do with the man and his "skills". All women have different levels of sensitivity. I have a friend who can ****** just from having her nipples stimulated. It just depends. Vaginal orgasms come from stimulation of the g-spot, and while some women have never had one, it doesn't mean it's not possible. There are positions out there recommended for achieving it. Look into it. It's definitely possible. And this has been sex ed with Lauren. Sorry; guys.

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JiggaJayZ 16

Look up "Jason Julius" he'll teach you. He taught me at least and I've basically turned my girlfriend into a sex crazy animal.

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