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By what.....? - 31/08/2012 23:40 - United States

Today, at college, we had a substitute philosophy teacher, because our professor is on bereavement leave. During his presentation, the sub managed to segue from the early works of Immanuel Kant straight into "the myth of the vaginal orgasm." I'm still shocked and highly confused. FML

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By Really - 10/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Middletown

Today, my professor let a guy into my philosophy class 30 minutes late because his excuse was, "Time is just an illusion." This is the same professor that kicked me out of the classroom for being 2 minutes late. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2023 15:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, I realized some of my English students have just been going to their Philosophy professor to help them complete their essays. FML

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By wasted time - 19/12/2013 09:09 - United States

Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML

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By 1DisGR8 - 14/11/2018 13:30

Today, while writing a midterm, my period came unexpectedly. Too bad my male professor was the one to notice and not me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2016 22:19

Today, my wife and I were having sex when she suddenly stopped and said, "I just thought of a great lesson plan idea for my 3rd graders." This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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By Profucktardor - 24/01/2014 20:33 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my university professor admitted to sometimes just winging it when she's teaching. "Yeah," she said, "sometimes I just don't get this stuff either." No wonder I'm failing. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 18:38 - Ireland

Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML

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By ConfusedCollegeKid - 11/03/2017 13:00 - United States - Normal

Today, my theatre studies professor played a soundscape, then had us write what we thought the meaning was. I thought it was a simulation of what schizophrenia was like. Turns out the teacher bet her friend she could convince us that a bunch of people speaking gibberish meant something. FML

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Saturday 1 September 2012 5:06

Well.... I bet his wife thinks he's great...

theslimshadylp 6

Saturday 1 September 2012 5:08

Please tell me more of this mythical ******.

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santos1255 5

Sunday 2 September 2012 3:25

I dont even get what you are saying

SchwaggHall 9

Sunday 2 September 2012 4:57

I'm pretty smart, but most of the words in this FML I did not comprehend...lol

gregorygreg87 12

Sunday 2 September 2012 13:39

I'd like to hear that lecture.

Jirekianu2 19

Sunday 2 September 2012 16:59

Complain to the dean as to the inappropriate content of his lecture. I am not a student of philosophy, but I suspect this sub is an ass.

shrdlu 28

Sunday 2 September 2012 20:34

Isn't ANYONE else here familiar with Dr. Sigmund Freud's theories about clitoral and vaginal ******? He's not denying that female orgasms exist, just that only well-adjusted women can have the "superior" vaginal orgasms. The rest of them can only have the "immature" clitoral ******, if at all. Sounds like the OP's sub disagrees with that theory and is implying there's only one type of female ******. Of course neither Freud nor the sub ever had any sort of female ******.

charlieohcharlie 12

Monday 3 September 2012 0:35

Many of Freud's theories were discredited, it's likely this one as well.

kalbrek009 20

Monday 3 September 2012 5:35

Wow, that sub must live in never never land...because he has never never been able to give a woman an ******, or if it was a woman, she has obviously never never had one. I see how you could be shocked, but confused? I don't understand that.