By FirstStringQB - 01/10/2011 22:45 - United States

Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML
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deviable 9

Don't worry, at least you're not called Skidmarks.

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minder97 10

hopefully some of your shit got on the guy

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skyeyez9 24

That sucks op. I am sure it was a freak accident and it was from a certain way he hit your gut to make you shit yourself. I have been hit in the stomach very hard by a forceful kick, it knocked the wind out of me and I wanted to puke.

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atomicbaboon 0

200 lbs isn't that much. Especially for a lineman.

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atomicbaboon 0

200 lbs isn't that much. Especially for a lineman.

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DGoozy 2

200? try a real linemen landing on u at 300 plus that's Texas linemen weight...but truly that's sucks ass

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gfors 0

Haha that's cool that makes 2 of us but my team calls me the bee because I also pissed my self

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shelby_sevenfold 0

that's the weight of an average lineman... I'd hate to see what happens if you get lit up in a game.

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komania 6

I saw this when moderating a couple days ago, but it was different. Is this the same guy or did somebody else steal his idea?

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joncole 6

200lbs that's it hate to see what a 330 lineman like me would do

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