By eun - 09/04/2009 01:42 - Canada
Same thing different taste
Smooth
By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States
Smooth sailing
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico
By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 14:35 - France - Melesse
Thanks a bunch
By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond
By Umlungu23 - 18/02/2019 00:00
You tried, yay!
By Anonymous - 25/03/2013 06:03 - Australia - Wantirna
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By mmckie - 11/06/2019 22:00
Sorry
By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton
By Anonymous - 21/05/2011 14:18 - United Kingdom
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That's so not a bad thing. I mean, the sliding across the floor and falling clearly sucks, but among other things, that janitor is ******* awesome and he saved you from further embarrassment/a majorly awkward movement by making it funny and making the memorable part about HIM, and not just terrible and about you.
shut the **** up 64 scrubs is awsome and anyone who said YDI can go **** themselves theres nothing even remotely your fault but you could have played it off and been part of the joke still that is an FML whoever says it aint is a stupid bitch who thinks all the fmls should be incredibly miserable
WIN. lol that is kind of embarrassing. but you could've played it off. i don't know what baseball players do besides slap each other on the but though. you could've bowed like "thank you, thank you" your janitor is awesome, by the by.
don't be running in school? and yeah. that was funny. your life is nowhere near f***ed =)
hahahahaha! Seriously, this isn't an fmylife... this is just funny. You need to laugh at yourself because this is a funny situation. you may be embarrassed, but it's funny as hell! 2 points awarded to the janitor for his excellent timing, and delivery.
Oh my God, I would have just about died laughing if that was me. That janitor totally saved you from an FML and made it an epic win.
Do you go to Mt. Blue High School? Cause that totally sounds like something Don would do. and I hope you laughed cause that's an awesome one.
thts not so bad
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What an awesome sense of humor. That would have been hilarious.
This is where you stand up and puts your hands up and say, "Woo hoo!"