By eun - 09/04/2009 01:42 - Canada

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML
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Same thing different taste

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What an awesome sense of humor. That would have been hilarious.

This is where you stand up and puts your hands up and say, "Woo hoo!"

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That's so not a bad thing. I mean, the sliding across the floor and falling clearly sucks, but among other things, that janitor is ******* awesome and he saved you from further embarrassment/a majorly awkward movement by making it funny and making the memorable part about HIM, and not just terrible and about you.

ZiggyMorrison 0

shut the **** up 64 scrubs is awsome and anyone who said YDI can go **** themselves theres nothing even remotely your fault but you could have played it off and been part of the joke still that is an FML whoever says it aint is a stupid bitch who thinks all the fmls should be incredibly miserable

WIN. lol that is kind of embarrassing. but you could've played it off. i don't know what baseball players do besides slap each other on the but though. you could've bowed like "thank you, thank you" your janitor is awesome, by the by.

Grimm665 0

don't be running in school? and yeah. that was funny. your life is nowhere near f***ed =)

hahahahaha! Seriously, this isn't an fmylife... this is just funny. You need to laugh at yourself because this is a funny situation. you may be embarrassed, but it's funny as hell! 2 points awarded to the janitor for his excellent timing, and delivery.

Oh my God, I would have just about died laughing if that was me. That janitor totally saved you from an FML and made it an epic win.

snoopy24_fml 0

haha that's not an FML, this is just funny ;)

Do you go to Mt. Blue High School? Cause that totally sounds like something Don would do. and I hope you laughed cause that's an awesome one.