By eun - 09/04/2009 01:42 - Canada

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML
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ddrluna 2

What an awesome sense of humor. That would have been hilarious.

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Seegtease 0

This is where you stand up and puts your hands up and say, "Woo hoo!"

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gesseniasxangel 0

This isn't really an FML, this is just awesome janitoring, even though that isn't a word. XD

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goldthiosulfate 0

#3, I totally thought of the janitor! Scrubs love :)

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guinness_fml 0

Janitor FTW! Good call #3

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hahalifesucks 0

wow epic fail on your part dude....that would have been a great set up for you to say something witty and you weren't smart enough to take it

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spaztastic89 0

no, but the janitor sure as hell did.

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Emmett_Luver_101 0

HAHAHAHAlaff off ur own jokes man your janitor sounds like an awesome dude

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michelle4srs 0

Lmao, that's an awesome janitor, though that does suck. I'd just try to play it off, or feed off the janitor's joke.

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dol567 0

#34 - don't worry, that's in the right context, since he played baseball. :)

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lakehamthekid 0

That's exactly what happened to me at the beach once. Except it was my grandpa, not the janitor.

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ammali 0

That's awesome! Yeah, I think I'd stand up laughing and take a bow :D

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