By Anonyme - 05/01/2011 04:43 - Serbia

Today, at lunch, my seven-year-old daughter and I had a chat. I asked her if she had a sweetheart. She said, "My sex life is none of your business." FML
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deathstroke990 22

she probably just heard it on tv and used it to be funny

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CaroLouWho 10

She probably just heard it somewhere and doesn't know what it means, other than it's somehow related to having a sweetheart.

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RichardPencil 30

She's well on her way to getting on "16 and Pregnant," if she can hold out that long.

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RedPillSucks 31

Parents like to know what their kids are into. It was a relatively benign question.

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lccc_ 18

she probably doesnt understand those words , she might feel like sex is holding hands or something. i hope lol

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Cthulhu_Agrees 6

Not to be that guy, but you're the one who raised them so...

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LyricaSilvan 29

Prefacing your comment with things like "not to be that guy" is like starting with "no offense, but..." You clearly had every intent of being "that guy," in this situation. Otherwise you wouldn't even have bothered making the comment, let alone with that lame attempt at softening the blow.

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jessicapea 5

I have an 8 year old daughter and I can't imagine her saying that to me. But, then again, I can't imagine asking if she has a sweetheart. Why rush these things? Your child is 7. Little boys and little girls should be her friends, not love interests.

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Saraishi 24

Kids say the darnest things? Let's hope so.

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coquinchat 10

Kids really do say the darndest things. In all seriousness, make sure she doesn't repeat that at school or anything.

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