Miscellaneous: Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind...

By It'd be nice to see you too. - 09/06/2014 02:17 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 15:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML

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By idiotwithaface - 23/09/2010 14:17 - United States

Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML

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By SHAME! - 20/05/2019 16:02

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML

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By aru9 - 12/09/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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dragon53535 2

Monday 9 June 2014 9:17

I don't see a problem

Tbearshy 16

Monday 9 June 2014 9:15

She walked right into that one

Comments

k56889 2

Monday 9 June 2014 14:08

I don't get how this is FML worthy... You literally haven't seen her in a while. Nobody can hold that against ya.

k56889 2

Monday 9 June 2014 14:09

She should've seen that coming!

weveallbeenthere 30

Monday 9 June 2014 14:52

that's an honest mistake. I'm sure you felt it was nice to see her.

36riffin 3

Monday 9 June 2014 15:04

Am I the only one who doesn't see a problem here? She's blind your not.....I'm sure she's aware of that!

telli164 30

Monday 9 June 2014 15:51

I don't see how this is bad in any way? OP, you can see her.

damnit1989 16

Monday 9 June 2014 16:13

Well, you can see her, so I don't know why that would be insulting.

robertmil90 10

Monday 9 June 2014 16:15

ouch that sucks dude

fictionaldiary 11

Monday 9 June 2014 16:30

I've never met a blind person, but I've heard that it's more insulting to avoid phrases like this. She knows you are not trying to make fun of her, and that this is just something people say.