Miscellaneous: Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind...

By It'd be nice to see you too. - 09/06/2014 02:17 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML

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Oh, hi… you

By Anonymous - 13/07/2021 18:01 - United States - Exeter

Today, a girl said hi to me very enthusiastically at school, and I heard her friends laughing afterward. I was too lazy to put in my contact lenses this morning so I couldn't tell who it was. FML

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By lola1313 - 18/09/2013 02:17 - United States - Downers Grove

Today, I forgot my blind date's name 3 times during our conversation. FML

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Oh, hi…

By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 15:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML

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Nice try

By idiotwithaface - 23/09/2010 14:17 - United States

Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By SHAME! - 20/05/2019 16:02

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML

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By aru9 - 12/09/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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Unforgettable

By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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dragon53535 2

Monday 9 June 2014 9:17

I don't see a problem

Tbearshy 16

Monday 9 June 2014 9:15

She walked right into that one

Comments

xSPEECHLESS 10

Monday 9 June 2014 20:25

I bet she didn't see that coming?

Omniprism 14

Monday 9 June 2014 20:44

I wouldn't worry. I bet she gets it all the time. And it's a nice thing to say to someone.

try1995 6

Monday 9 June 2014 21:02

I don't see a problem with this FML and don't beat yourself up over it man.

neppy 6

Monday 9 June 2014 23:32

All it means is "it's nice to be in your company again", if you don't take the saying literally. I'm sure she didn't mind unless she's the kind of person who likes to find reasons to be offended.

darbmutat 12

Tuesday 10 June 2014 0:25

The resulting puns of this are great, but I don't see (no pun intended) why that would be a big deal. It's not like blind people expect "sightseers" to... not talk about the idea of sight.

PrimeStarscream 30

Tuesday 10 June 2014 1:42

Blind people use "look" and "see" in normal convo, too.

zocial 5

Tuesday 10 June 2014 2:01

I sympathise, I once asked a friend's blind mother if she had driven to a parents day. She replied that she had driven there. Then followed a few years of her taking the piss out of me.

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 10 June 2014 4:03

Well, you are sighted, so of course you saw her. Anyway, in this context, "see" is acceptable. Anyway, I've had friends with limited vision, and they don't mind the sight-related language at all.