Miscellaneous: Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind...

By It'd be nice to see you too. - 09/06/2014 02:17 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2021 18:01 - United States - Exeter

Today, a girl said hi to me very enthusiastically at school, and I heard her friends laughing afterward. I was too lazy to put in my contact lenses this morning so I couldn't tell who it was. FML

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By lola1313 - 18/09/2013 02:17 - United States - Downers Grove

Today, I forgot my blind date's name 3 times during our conversation. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 15:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML

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Nice try

By idiotwithaface - 23/09/2010 14:17 - United States

Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By SHAME! - 20/05/2019 16:02

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML

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By aru9 - 12/09/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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Unforgettable

By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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dragon53535 2

Monday 9 June 2014 9:17

I don't see a problem

Tbearshy 16

Monday 9 June 2014 9:15

She walked right into that one

Comments

AngelGoneWrong95 9

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:10

69 That would not be awkward. I'm blind and tell people it's nice to see them all the time.

MrBowman 12

Wednesday 11 June 2014 18:12

That's funny, didn't know the blind could read. Guess that's new.

redstone7693 29

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:23

Something like: "nice to see you again" is sort of automatic.

DevilsMetsGiants 30

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:40

But can she see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?!

alicat13 12

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:51

You are hypersensitive and prejudiced against the disabled. Have some respect for her and just treat her normally. Dont be an ass.

ThatOneGuy123450 3

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:59

I guess you can say she... didn't see it coming

slipstreak 10

Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:03

At least you didn't say anything worse.

WadeNickerson 16

Tuesday 10 June 2014 6:07

That's not wrong to say at all. You can see so it makes perfect sense.

lina21 12

Tuesday 10 June 2014 7:44

She probably honestly doesn't think a thing about it. She might even enjoy screwing with people who overthink it

clair_brodie 35

Tuesday 10 June 2014 8:20

Just because she is blind does not mean that it was not legitimately nice for you to see her. There was no faux pas.

BradTheBrony 19

Tuesday 10 June 2014 21:02

You DO realize that blind people aren't offended by the word "see," right?

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