Work: Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning...

By RetailRage - 10/08/2015 12:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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By NoRespect - 22/05/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, I spent an hour setting up a delicate display stand at work. Not five minutes later, a woman barged in with her little kid, who immediately went up to the display and tipped the whole thing over. When I called attention to the mother, she just scoffed, "Isn't this your job?" and left. FML

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By notapedobear - 13/01/2011 08:21

Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML

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By hannaslifesucks - 24/06/2012 18:41 - Norway - Kleppe

Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent trainwreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she'd spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML

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By iwillcutyou - 06/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML

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By lions214 - 11/01/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

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By justwantingtohelp - 16/08/2013 05:02 - United States - Highland

Today, a child was choking in the store I work at. He was alone in the aisle, so I started the Heimlich without his parents' permission. After dislodging what was caught, his mother turned the corner and went screaming to my manager for touching her kid. I got a write up. FML

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By bitch i'm a gerontophile - 29/11/2012 18:08 - Taiwan

Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost and wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face and harsh words for supposedly having kidnapped him. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML

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No touching!

By Noname - 27/01/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML

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Monday 10 August 2015 17:52

"Don't worry honey, it's their job to clean it up" -Asshole parents everywhere.

1dvs_bstd 41

Monday 10 August 2015 17:58

Bob Barker always said spay and neuter your pets.. some people need need to get their tubes tied or get a vasectomy.

Comments

strike2867 13

Tuesday 11 August 2015 4:32

His mother didn't call him Eric did she?

militarybrat 21

Tuesday 11 August 2015 5:28

If that was my kid we would have spent the time cleaning up no matter how long it took. What a dick.

ouijacorn 9

Tuesday 11 August 2015 20:37

Even better, make the kid clean it up.

ChopSuey444 20

Tuesday 11 August 2015 5:45

Gah, there are so many comments I know hardly anyone will read this, but I used to work at a cookie store and one time a kid ordered a slushie, decided he didn't like it, and THREW IT at my boss. The mother bitchily demanded a replacement, and when my boss refused she went on a "How dare you" spree. to;dr: some moms suck.

FawkesthePhoenix 0

Tuesday 11 August 2015 5:50

Ok so I heard you can't tell them off. But no rules against grabbing that fat ducking assholes head, and smashing his face into the edge of the table/counter

shinikageWolf 15

Tuesday 11 August 2015 6:14

This is why I don't want kids. Little spawns of Satan. No offense Satan.

amberBueker88 7

Tuesday 11 August 2015 8:39

I would of bitch slapped that kid, I assume he was older if he did that.. What a little bastard!

DA3Z 16

Tuesday 11 August 2015 8:53

Bad parenting is bad

arp2169 8

Tuesday 11 August 2015 8:54

And that is when I snapped your honor!

arano 29

Tuesday 11 August 2015 10:20

I've had retail jobs, OP, so I understand. I'm sure if you had said something to your manager they may have kicked them out.

Mooglefox 23

Tuesday 11 August 2015 19:53

I feel your pain. When that happens to me, I tell my manager that I'm finish cleaning the aisle and that I'm not responsible for how it looks if he doesn't check it right away