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By wtf yourself, cunt - 17/09/2012 23:14 - Australia - Sydney

Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML

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By Baby Face - 16/01/2017 15:03

Today, I was at work refreshing the shelves when a man turned the corner and said, very surprised, "You look 12!" A few weeks back, two people did the same thing, only they said I looked 9. I'm almost 21 years old, and just very short. Starting to get just a little self conscious here. FML

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Not a good sign

By DeepFriedZombie - 09/08/2016 00:18

Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML

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By Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

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By anamanaguchi - 31/03/2018 01:30

Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest breasts in the class. I'm their teacher. FML

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Old soul

By Olivia - 09/08/2021 20:01 - Australia

Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML

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You tried

By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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This charming man

By Anonymous - 13/09/2024 03:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML

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Shouldn't have worn a thong...

By Shouldn'taWornaThong - 10/02/2018 07:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML

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By Rita - 10/12/2008 04:58 - France

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

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xgirlofglassx 4

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:27

Eh, consider yourself lucky. Big boobs are a pain in the bu... back. Literally.

Eliseopwns 22

Tuesday 18 September 2012 3:27

It's guys like this that make me sad to be male :c

Comments

stitesy29 18

Tuesday 18 September 2012 14:06

HA! You're flat!

stitesy29 18

Tuesday 18 September 2012 14:07

Women are like rocks. We skip the flat ones. And ignore the fat ones.

The_F3rris 11

Tuesday 18 September 2012 15:36

Are you trying to compensate for something? Something you dont have? Down THERE.....

SecretSunlight 1

Tuesday 18 September 2012 14:15

Aww, I'm sorry. Don't worry, I'm almost 17 and people are still mistaking me for a 12 year old =(

dixiefoxx 22

Saturday 9 March 2013 19:06

Yeah, one of my friends told me I look like a 12 year old, and I'm 16 :(

ktc24 3

Tuesday 18 September 2012 15:27

Hahahaha I guessed you'd be from Australia! Gotta love our country and the people in it!

BerryPrincess 11

Tuesday 18 September 2012 15:32

Today everybody thought I'm a freshman because I'm shorter than most of them, so I know the feeling...

roxyartist 8

Tuesday 18 September 2012 17:03

What an ass.

WithinEPICA 4

Tuesday 18 September 2012 17:15

your username had me dying.

sykout 5

Tuesday 18 September 2012 18:01

….......................what the ****?

matsusakiyuki 2

Tuesday 18 September 2012 18:40

well, I was thought to be 12 by the staff of the school cafe for the whole freshmen year of my college life

QueenSaru 28

Tuesday 18 September 2012 18:45

It scares me that this happened AT SCHOOL. Buddy must be seriously dense to think some twelve year old just happened to what? Wander into a high school? Carrying books?

matsusakiyuki 2

Tuesday 18 September 2012 18:50

My high school require all students to wear school uniforms so it wasn't that bad actually...but ever since I left high school, everyone began to question my real age...

QueenSaru 28

Wednesday 19 September 2012 3:11

Haha, same. I'm 28, but most days I'm lucky if I look over 16/17, so not only do I get carded for absolutely everything, I get the stink-eye if I'm in a mall/store during the day on my days off because people assume I'm skipping class or something. XD