Miscellaneous: Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my...

By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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By my face though - 25/01/2016 17:04 - United States - Kettle Falls

Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML

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By Jayne - 29/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML

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Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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By top dog! - 11/10/2011 20:05 - Australia

Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML

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By WTTFFFF - 09/05/2014 17:24 - United States - Tecumseh

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By nonymous human subject - 14/11/2015 20:02 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 15:28 - Canada - Sooke

Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML

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By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 05:02 - Australia

Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML

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Friday 20 January 2012 1:37

"Oh, right. It wasn't bleeding before, but then I took an arrow to the ac-knee." *Prepares for onslaught of thumbs down* I regret nothing.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Friday 20 January 2012 0:25

Let's see how many ignorant comments THIS acne related FML can gather.

Comments

iwantjennifer 0

Friday 20 January 2012 1:49

Was it math because that teacher can count

MonsterSlayer13 5

Friday 20 January 2012 1:52

wow, well who cares what that teacher said. I bet you are a great person. :) don't let that bother you. :D

calibabyy100 0

Friday 20 January 2012 1:53

Wow the teacher should get in trouble for that that's very unprofessional and should def get in trouble for that ! He or she could of at least pulled you to the side and tell you

UsernameHere234 13

Friday 20 January 2012 1:53

Some teachers do that simply to see if they can throw you off of your presentation by adding an external pressure. Essentially they want to see how you do under pressure and when your not necessarily in the right mind to present.

squirrel1215 5

Friday 20 January 2012 3:37

I think there's a difference between "adding external pressure" and simply being an asshole. :/

Snafuusmc 12

Friday 20 January 2012 1:57

I would have been like wtf? And of course call the teacher out on it...

Mahonie4lif3 0

Friday 20 January 2012 1:58

Suxs

fabu12 0

Friday 20 January 2012 1:59

That's hilarious though

fuzzbuck1 4

Friday 20 January 2012 2:08

Drink water

rockerlove2013 6

Friday 20 January 2012 2:58

But u would have to only drink water, but hes not wrong water does help alot

BostonBruinsFan 8

Friday 20 January 2012 4:00

I thought that people with acne problems has to wash their face, not drink water, drinking water is almost like a reflex, cuz u have to drink soooo much!