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You should have turned around slowly. look her right in the eyes then cry loudly, then say "I'm good now, what do you want"
She'll probably forget, but better not jinx it. *knocks on wood*
Just turn around and say "don't worry, I'll be a real boy soon"
I've been there. Once people find out you have one, they never stop knocking on you.
put a doorbell on your back
the aluminum monster for those who get the reference
**** her dad ... it's how I deal with my rivals
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You should've asked her "Wood you knot?" That'll get her to shut up
Might as well make the most of it and loudly state in a monotone voice, "USER #192088X HAS LAUNCHED REQUEST FOR A QUERY."