Miscellaneous: Today, at the breakfast table my mum asked me what I thought...

By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 07:39 - Australia

Today, at the breakfast table my mum asked me what I thought about the plumber who came to our place a couple of weeks ago. I told her that I thought he was really cute and how hard I tried to flirt with him, she nodded and told me that he is her new boyfriend and might move in with us soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 06:21 - Canada

Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 14:09 - Hong Kong

Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML

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By crushed - 29/03/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 11:17 - Canada

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2017 19:00

Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By pleaseno - 24/07/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 08:01 - Belgium - Roeselare

Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML

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Lolbrittany 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 16:04

AWKWARD TURTLE.

CDS09 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 16:07

wow, thats awkward, so is your mom going for a younger guy or you an older? Either way thats just weird

Comments

bitterthread 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 18:22

The word is MOM! NOT MUM!

ChChCharlie 10

Wednesday 12 August 2009 19:06

Calm down, it can be either mum or mom.

T1A2Z3 34

Friday 22 December 2017 23:28

It could also be Mam or Ma. Much more common where I come from but we say Mum.

TheTragicReturn 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 19:22

Your ignorance is showing.

princessbellie 5

Sunday 25 April 2010 15:44

did u notice that she's Australian.?? in australia we spell it mum so get over it.

aback 4

Wednesday 12 August 2009 18:58

Plumber might have ulterior motives. It wouldn't be the first time a guy's gone with a woman to get at her kid(s). The really bad thing is if he does come on to you, Mom's apt to blame you, not him. She's an idiot to move somebody in she's only known a short time.

Plumppotato 3

Wednesday 12 August 2009 20:00

how do you know how long shes known him? you know what they say about presumptions. they make a pres out of u and some guy named mptions. couldve known him for a long time and was looking for an innocent way to introduce him to her daughter to see what she thinks

tangerine_12 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 20:50

The FML SAID, "My mum asked me what I thought of the plumber who CAME TO OUR HOUSE A COUPLE WEEKS AGO." That points to her not knowing him more. Plus, your mom is stupid for letting him move in only knowing him for a few weeks. That is the worst thing anyone could do. For all you know, he could be a serial killer. Or a part-time **** star. You never know. FYL

nodbor 11

Thursday 13 August 2009 0:12

she thinks, mom I want to **** him.

Plumppotato 3

Thursday 13 August 2009 23:50

The FML SAID, "My mum asked me what I thought of the plumber who CAME TO OUR HOUSE A COUPLE WEEKS AGO." makes no mention of whether or not the mom knew him before that. a few weeks ago a friend of mine came over to my house. have i only known him a few weeks? not necessarily. owned. feel free to rethink the situation.