Miscellaneous: Today, at the breakfast table my mum asked me what I thought... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 07:39 - Australia

Today, at the breakfast table my mum asked me what I thought about the plumber who came to our place a couple of weeks ago. I told her that I thought he was really cute and how hard I tried to flirt with him, she nodded and told me that he is her new boyfriend and might move in with us soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 06:21 - Canada

Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 14:09 - Hong Kong

Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML

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Mother knows best

By crushed - 29/03/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 11:17 - Canada

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2017 19:00

Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By pleaseno - 24/07/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 08:01 - Belgium - Roeselare

Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML

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Lolbrittany 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 16:04

AWKWARD TURTLE.

CDS09 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 16:07

wow, thats awkward, so is your mom going for a younger guy or you an older? Either way thats just weird

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XxCrazygirlxX 0

Friday 16 July 2010 17:37

opps wrong FML *^^* Sry

random1456 13

Sunday 29 August 2010 2:30

wooo yeaah like one of the only other aussies in this site :) sorry bout ur mum nd the plumber but wood u mind a threesome?

zebrapattern 6

Tuesday 28 December 2010 4:29

btw your mom's easy.

vonfupchickrn 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 15:54

ITS MOM!!!!!

maty172 14

Wednesday 5 February 2014 22:04

not in every country

hateevryone 14

Monday 11 July 2011 20:42

oh goody

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Tuesday 9 August 2011 3:40

I bet he cleaned your mom's pipes ;)

joceALYSSA 3

Saturday 19 November 2011 8:31

WORD :p

Victoire_W 0

Monday 31 October 2011 10:58

What?

calilovesneb 12

Saturday 11 August 2012 1:58

LAND SHARK

nickielizabeth 2

Monday 20 August 2012 6:56

awkwarddddd!!

DarthVader77 9

Wednesday 17 July 2013 7:26

Great! No more bills for plumbing!!! Match made in heaven

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