Intimacy: Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show my dad...

By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 05:39 - United States - Long Beach

Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show my dad a picture on my phone, my boyfriend texted me: "I'm no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight." FML

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In the heat of the moment

By B - 31/01/2012 20:36 - Netherlands

Today, I had a quicky with my boyfriend, because his dad was about to pick him up. Afterwards, I texted, "Nice to meet your dad, I hope we didn't look too horny." A few minutes later, he replied, "Great timing, he was holding my phone." FML

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By embarrassed - 21/12/2009 00:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2017 12:00

Today, after a brief FaceTime session, I accidentally texted my father what was meant for my boyfriend. I had to downplay it, but it still made me want to crawl 50 ft below the earth and stay there a few days. FML

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Never trust the messenger

By Teamarie - 11/08/2009 15:21 - United States

Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML

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By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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By thefuckedupbunny - 18/08/2019 20:00

Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML

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Oh, hello

By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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Jumping the gun

By thanksalotdickhead - 14/10/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML

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It's not what you think!

By Anonymous - 11/12/2012 07:20 - United States - Valencia

Today, my boyfriend was dropping me off home and we were still in the car. When I went in to give him a hug, my hand hit his shoulder and I dropped my phone at his feet. Just as I pulled back up with it, my dad was staring at us from outside. He still appears to think I was giving him head. FML

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Mistaken identity

By fmlfmlfml - 20/07/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML

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alstbv12 13

Wednesday 17 April 2013 12:18

Only a few inches huh?

Roskosity 22

Wednesday 17 April 2013 12:03

0 to awkward in no time at all.

Comments

bluehero 17

Wednesday 17 April 2013 14:45

I happen to think the joke was funny, it also was only meant for her to see, not her dad.

spekledworf 18

Wednesday 17 April 2013 14:56

Could be worse... I got a dick pic sent to me while showing my father something on my phone. Ever since then we had a "safe word" for when I was showing my phone to anyone else

aravindkumarh 7

Wednesday 17 April 2013 14:59

Lol didn't your dad search for his shotgun later??

jeff_757 5

Wednesday 17 April 2013 15:48

Sounds like if you are lucky you may get up to 3 inches.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 17 April 2013 15:53

Dad's response? I'ma open up an umbrella in his ass.

Amizee 12

Wednesday 17 April 2013 16:04

Feel so sorry for you! But that genuinely made me chuckle

Hawaii84 16

Wednesday 17 April 2013 16:10

Turn off the banner mode you never know when you're going to get embarrassing texts.

GuessWhatKids 13

Wednesday 17 April 2013 16:18

42 - That has nothing to do with 1's comment.

spekledworf 18

Wednesday 17 April 2013 16:33

I realized I replied to the wrong comment after I posted it but I'm on my phone and I couldn't delete it. Now I look like a douchebag and will gracefully accept my thumb downs.