Kids: Today, at the small daycare I run, I turned around to put something...

By Anonymous - 18/09/2015 21:14 - United States - Jonesboro

Today, at the small daycare I run, I turned around to put something away. I heard a splashing sound and then saw one of my kids vomiting. He puked several times, and managed to hit the only rug in the entire house. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By windsoffate - 09/06/2016 16:46 - United States - Portland

Today, as I was getting ready for work, I heard a noise almost like someone was puking all over the bathroom floor. When I went to check, my 14-year-old son was puking all over the bathroom floor. The toilet, however, was pristine. FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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By Livingthedream - 12/08/2018 06:00

Today, I got home from a long day of work and saw a pile of dog puke on the kitchen floor. I went to get paper towels and found a pile of dog shit. With my foot. Both of my kids were home all day and left the piles for me to clean because "that's gross". FML

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christopherwilli 14

Saturday 19 September 2015 15:10

If you throw away the rug, at least the clean up will be easy.

Xquisite1 28

Saturday 19 September 2015 14:54

At least the kid doesn't have retched aim. That fact is something that can't be repuked.

Comments

AmIReallyRenee 20

Saturday 19 September 2015 19:03

Your fault for getting involved with kids. You know the consequences of getting near...//shudders//children.

Jaadde 24

Saturday 19 September 2015 21:29

Surely it's a bonus if he managed to get the rug, at least the carpets don't need cleaning/replacing?

americanafrican 32

Saturday 19 September 2015 22:45

that is a win in my book, dont have to clean, just burn the rug

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 20 September 2015 4:49

At least he didn't try to run to the bathroom or something that may have been a huge mess.. Is the rug washable?

radiocaf 29

Sunday 20 September 2015 7:08

I have a dog with the same talent. Laminate flooring everywhere and she always manages it on the rug and no where else.

helveeta 11

Sunday 20 September 2015 12:47

My dog pukes sometimes, always does it on my $2,500 rug in the same exact spot!

YouThatReadWrong 13

Sunday 20 September 2015 17:15

Maybe even less rugs?

Clover_cove 0

Sunday 20 September 2015 19:26

OP here. I should have explained better why this was a fail for me. My entire house is all hardwood, which is easier to scrub puke off of. But my little guy managed to get ever single hurl on our living room rug. You can adore children and still be exasperated at times. Especially with 4 under 3.

kirkaygri 18

Monday 21 September 2015 7:46

I've ran a home daycare for 10 years, I have a boy right now who could go pro in this. One small 5×7 rug with a love seat on it is the ONLY non-wipeable surface the kids have access to and it never fails that this boy (who also loses more bodily fluids than any kid I've ever had) somehow manages to vomit or sneeze or pee or spit or bleed (once, thanks, scraped knee) on the tiny little area. Thankfully, it's a low nap and the love seat is scotch guarded, (over the lovely, irreplacable, vintage print. Sigh. It makes for a nice story time spot) but a towel and clorox wipe is so much easier.