By bdawg923 - 11/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, at work, I noticed a spider on a female co-worker's shirt. I gently brushed it off. She accused me of sexual harassment. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 366
You deserved it 17 003

bdawg923 tells us more.

The spider was on her shoulder to those who asked.

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the spider should be the one accused of sexual harassment

Aflacduck 0

Nobody gives a damn if you're first. It makes you look like a jackass. To OP - For future incidences, DO NOT TOUCH WOMEN NO MATTER WHERE. They will usually consider it sexual harassment. Just point it out and let them deal with it.

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1) not all girls are like that. NONE of my friends would bitch about that. 2) ANY person that freaks out about a little touch needs to be shot. (this does not include touching groin or breasts) it was on the shoulder not on either of those things. i don't like spiders so if ANYBODY wants to come and brush it of my shoulder, please by all means, go for it.

well, you should ask first, but still, her reaction was kinda harsh. you: -brush spider off her shirt- her: -screaming- YOU RAPIST! ahaha, i can see it now xD

All the people saying that he should have told her that there was a spider on her and then let her deal with the situations are society's warped ones. Common courtesy is not something to be looked down upon, despite what you might think from looking at any sexual harassment case you can find in an office building. The OP did the right thing, and the bitch went nuts. Her fault, not his. FYL.

#3 ur a dumbass of course it was the front not the back who acouses 4 touching some 1s bak

Chibes 0

Gotta say you deserve it. You're from NY we don't touch people. The proper thing to do is to tell her there is a spider on her shirt THEN offer to brush it off

skyeyez9 24

OP didn't tell us the spider was on her boob and he had to massage the spider and rub in little circles to remove it from her shirt.

greyzero 0

...dude anything can be used to start a sexual harassment case. If you had SAID "hey there's a spider on your shirt" shed have gone to your boss with "he was staring at my chest!"

Ahh, what isn't sexual harassment nowadays?

There's such a thing as telling her about it