By bdawg923 - 11/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, at work, I noticed a spider on a female co-worker's shirt. I gently brushed it off. She accused me of sexual harassment. FML
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The spider was on her shoulder to those who asked.

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the spider should be the one accused of sexual harassment

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Aflacduck 0

Nobody gives a damn if you're first. It makes you look like a jackass. To OP - For future incidences, DO NOT TOUCH WOMEN NO MATTER WHERE. They will usually consider it sexual harassment. Just point it out and let them deal with it.

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lexxi_fml 0

just tell her about it. or if she's that big of a bitch, don't. but either way, you DON'T "gently brush" ANYTHING off a chicks shirt.

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Bookie2152 0

#26- Perfect, just what i wanted to say #56- ARE YOU ******* HIGH?

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_Sazzle 0

There's nothing I hate more than being touched by random people... if there is a bug on me or a piece of lint or anything like that - tell me. Do not touch me.

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DankJemo 0

That's what you get for trying to be a nice guy... I bet the woman wasn't even attractive.

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audiogasmic 0

This is only FML if she pressed charges. Word to the wise, men, if you're going to touch a woman at work, make sure you let her know the reason beforehand. In this situation you should've said, "Hey there's a spider on you!" or something so she'd know what you were doing. Sounds lame, but at least you'd have the defense that you told her beforehand you were getting a spider off of her.

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blairf83 0

SHOULDA SAID SOMETHING FIRST! Even if they start flailing around, odds are they will get the spider off if you aren't able to... LOL

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neoritter 0

shoulda told her she had a spider before doing it, YDF

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Weil 0

#103 stole the words out of my mouth.

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oasisaddict 0

That was really stupid of her. I mean, it was just like one brush, right? How can accuse somebody for sexual harrasment with just a brush????? She should have said thank you that you took care of the spider. It could have been elseware after a while.

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