By bdawg923 - 11/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, at work, I noticed a spider on a female co-worker's shirt. I gently brushed it off. She accused me of sexual harassment. FML
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The spider was on her shoulder to those who asked.

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the spider should be the one accused of sexual harassment

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Aflacduck 0

Nobody gives a damn if you're first. It makes you look like a jackass. To OP - For future incidences, DO NOT TOUCH WOMEN NO MATTER WHERE. They will usually consider it sexual harassment. Just point it out and let them deal with it.

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Thunderstruck14 30

That's just ridiculous. Maybe she had issues though? I'd understand if she felt uncomfortable being touched because of a past trauma, but getting someone else in trouble for brushing a spider off their shoulder is totally uncool.

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cwl727 32

You should have said that she had a spider on her shoulder.

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lalaney 14

Was it near her breasts? Think of it this way, if a guy saw a spider crawling near your crotch, would you have preferred him to tell you about it, or brush it off himself?

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peithecelt 28

do not touch people without their permission, ANYWHERE, when in a professional setting. unless you live in Australia where there are more than 3 deadly species of spiders.

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