By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:20 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML
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DocBastard 38

"Oh I'm on the menu, sir. You just can't afford me."

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maxmaidment 11

C'mon he's just being jokingly flirty. Give him something to smile at.

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omniengr 1

if he wasn't so old, that would be an awesome pickup line

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Goblin182 26

You gotta love dirty old men.

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victoria63 12

I always get hit in by creepy old men. why can't it be a young attractive one?

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skittle_QUEEN_YO 15

Somebody call the fire department that was a third degree BUUUUURRRRN!

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ezrajab 22

Damn sorry op I would tell management

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love2hate2012 17

what if she felt uncomfortable? how would you feel if you had a daughter and some older guy said that? how would that make you feel?

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IWishIWasObama 12

I find it hilarious that you and idiot baby doll and all your little thumbs up friends missed the fact that I was being sarcastic.

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DenverTyrrell 13

Little creepy...but, maybe take it as a complement that people find you attractive?

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Are you the type of person who also thinks it's a 'compliment' to catcall women in the street?

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