By only 10 more hours to go - 06/01/2012 11:40 - United States

Spicy
Today, at work, I slipped and fell on my backside. The creepy security guard offered to 'kiss it better.' FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 299
You deserved it 3 383

Same thing different taste

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Torva_fml 16

What a romantic! He sure knows how to get a lady...

cradle6 13

What an asshole. You should have yelled, "KISS MY ASS!" Oh wait...

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Now we it be creepy if he were a random attractive male offering it?

ForeverUnemplyed 0

The Allies will succeed soon enough, you Nazis will regret ever killing peoples comments with you pointless grammatical corrections -_-

Snafuusmc 12

It was a joke c'mon now lighten up.

60% of the time, it works everytime.... Good for the security guard! Lol

KiddNYC1O 20

"You can hold the elevator for me."

hero93 6
dillies 3

Im hoping the security guard Is your mother, if not fyl because that is some creepy shit.