By only 10 more hours to go - 06/01/2012 11:40 - United States

Spicy
Today, at work, I slipped and fell on my backside. The creepy security guard offered to 'kiss it better.' FML
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Torva_fml 16

What a romantic! He sure knows how to get a lady...

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cradle6 13

What an asshole. You should have yelled, "KISS MY ASS!" Oh wait...

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Awsumuzzie 12

I have no idea what you're saying, but I thumbed you up because you're using a variation of my name :)

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Awsumuzzie 12

Actually, I can be even creepier! If you leave the 9 I'm your name, then add the two 8's in your name (16), then subtract the 6 in your name (10), then add the 9 from the beginning (19), then switch the two numbers (91), THAT'S MY BIRTH YEAR! ARE YOU MY TWIN?

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ForeverUnemplyed 0

Silly Muslim! :D

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kickuwithmyfist 1

Yeah...usually this is how porno's start..I call it the magic hour

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jlh2283 1

i am pretty sure he was being sarcastic... when ever i say that i mean toughen up... at least with grown ups

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gman90210 18

Whys that make him creepy he was concerned with your pain and wanted to help some people just don't appreciate others that try to help them

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FalconCrunch 4

As long as he didn't rub his nightstick on you.

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perry_sameh20 18

he just wanted to make sure ur okay !! lol

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