By DietKelp - 23/10/2015 10:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was fired from my job for being too "forward" to my boss. All I did was get him coffee and a biscuit from McDonald's to celebrate his 15-year anniversary working there. FML
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thatguy206 27

that's not a valid reason for him to fire you.try and talk to someone higher up.

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kibster9 20

Talk to headquarters and tell them your situation. You shouldn't be fired for that! Good luck op

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srhearrell 21

No good deed goes unpunished. I feel for ya!

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demix_fml 32

I'd love for some one to show me this sort of kindness at work. I'm sorry he did not see it as such. Go to some one higher up OP I'm sure this is an invalid reason to fire some one. I hope it works out for you.

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lvg_fml 10

Were you wearing clothes at the time. If so he was a real a..hole.

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clintml11 13

It sounds like he was looking for an excuse to fire you. Sorry OP, hopefully you find an even better job opportunity!

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ColonelCusswords 24

I wouldve fired you too, mcdonalds is garbage

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HWICUNow 10

I agree. you could have come through with some Taco Bell at least. #BreakfastDefectors.

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ColonelCusswords 24

#Itisifyoubelieve

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ColonelCusswords 24

We dont need to resort to that... If you want to hurt me just cut off my nipples, fry them till golden perfection, then eat them sunny side up and lightly salted

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Tripartita 44

That was a pretty skanky move, OP. I wait till at least the third date before buying either coffee /or/ a biscuit. The first date is for light eye contact, and the second is for conversation using words beginning with letters from the first half of the alphabet. Considering you two weren't even dating, walking with two arms length between you is pretty risqué.

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Tripartita 44

My knowledge only extends to dating etiquette.

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SecundusSecunda 27

I have no idea how I managed to hit the reply button to your comment (mobile version strikes again), I was planning on my original comment being separate But your reply made me laugh

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dayi_beny 11

and we still say we are in 21st century :))))

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Tripartita 44

No, no, no. Every time somebody is fired for a stupid reason, we move back a century. It's fun, and the kids love it.

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samdel12 10

It's McDonald's...pretty sure if you've worked there for 15 years you survive on paint chips and regret :p

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Tripartita 44

The pronoun at the end of the last sentence is misleading. "There" refers to the company they work at, not the McDonalds.

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samdel12 10

My apologies, as i was half asleep while writing the comment.

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ionxcore 19

Fired for giving free food to someone what has happened to this world?!

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