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By mikeissad - 11/08/2012 19:37 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML

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By UnemployedGirl - 02/07/2021 19:59

Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML

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By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 14:34 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML

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By people suck - 28/03/2015 04:16 - United States - Oakland

Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML

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Get out

By hackshack - 08/06/2012 19:45 - Brazil - Porto Alegre

Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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By Ricky - 09/03/2009 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "You jerk! Why are you making fun of her? She has Tourette's, you know!" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2014 17:22 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML

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By Flippy - 29/08/2010 00:05 - United States

Today, at work, I was reprimanded for not engaging with customers enough. In an effort to be more friendly, I complimented the next customer on her interesting accent. Turns out it was from a stroke she had last year. FML

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Sunday 12 August 2012 0:20

My god, it's breeding

fylx100 19

Sunday 12 August 2012 0:20

I've lost all hope for humanity...

Comments

br0ccoli 14

Sunday 12 August 2012 5:46

This unfortunate situation has happened to me too, however, it was over the word, "condescending." Despite being polite every day, I still get attitude. Does my politeness scream 'pushover' or something? Or are some people just rude and out for drama?

buttercup1998 5

Sunday 12 August 2012 5:53

If only she could open the dictionary the way she did her legs....

monalisa911 1

Sunday 12 August 2012 17:09

if only your mom did the same, so you wouldn't be here. oh well we all make mistakes

Urpoppy 21

Sunday 12 August 2012 6:34

More dumb American ****-Tards.

jman112 2

Sunday 12 August 2012 6:39

Snooki wannabe

tacohead411 14

Sunday 12 August 2012 6:49

Where the he'll do you work? xD

Deviantgreed 11

Sunday 12 August 2012 6:53

And life continues on. Eventually words as we know it shall fade away to be replaced by text speak and what we know as English shall become a foreign language.

cat1230 4

Sunday 12 August 2012 6:56

So sad.. There are more people like this in this country. What do we expect when people think "The Jersey Shore" is good entertainment.

PowerPanda_fml 3

Sunday 12 August 2012 7:02

Im a firm believer in good customer service, and there is a ton of idiots out there that bitch about anything. But when their 15 years old and pregnant... You kill that thing with fire.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 12 August 2012 7:09

So Snooki had the baby already.

gsnfan11197 1

Sunday 12 August 2012 7:23

Being 15, I apologize on behalf of the kids of this generation that have intelligence and are above this kind of behavior. I am ashamed at what we've become.