Work: Today, at work, the prizes were given to the employee of the...

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, at work, the prizes were given to the employee of the month. They come in to surprise the winner and give prizes. They come over to my cubicle and cover me with silly string. Jokingly, I said: "Do you guys have the wrong cubicle? " They did. The guy in the next cubicle won. FML

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By FUCK - 22/07/2013 18:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, I won an award for Employee of the Month. Shocked, I asked my boss if he'd gotten my name mixed up or something. He had. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2024 10:00 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, it's been week since I won a Hackathon at work, while working from home, yay! Winners get trophies, which is cool. I asked my coworker who won if he got a trophy and another coworker decided to chime in with, "Only winners get the trophies." I won, but I just didn't get a trophy. "Oh, guess they ran out." FML

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By ballthlete - 06/09/2015 04:55 - United States - Edmond

Today, the girl I like at work surprised me in the otherwise empty break room. She caught me taking part in what might as well have been the Ball-Scratching Olympics. I didn't notice she was behind me until she cleared her throat to get my attention. Shit. FML

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By shaving kit - 31/12/2012 10:17

Today, my workplace was having a raffle and was giving away a Venus shaving kit. A co-worker won, but instead of keeping it, she walked over and handed the basket to me in front of everyone, said "You need it more" and walked away. FML

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By Bossman Bill - 06/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Tampa

Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML

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Pulled a sneaky on you

By blank sheep at work - 01/03/2022 09:00 - United States - Richland

Today, I found out that my work threw me a birthday party alongside my coworker’s birthday. Said coworker spread a rumor, telling everyone that I wanted each person to buy me flowers and cake. Everyone thought that I was a weirdo for asking for those things from them. I wasn't at work today. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 14:19 - United States

Today, just a few minutes after I got to work, my usually laconic boss came into my office and said, "Pack your stuff and get the f*ck out." Apparently, half my department was being downsized. Thinking it was an April Fool's, I burst out laughing and told him how funny the prank was. He wasn't kidding. FML

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Great timing!

By Nathan - 28/10/2024 12:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I got back from a holiday to find that my coworkers had prepared a “Welcome Back!” surprise. I pretended to be excited, only for them to awkwardly whisper that it was intended for another coworker, who was on her way back from maternity leave the same morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML

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By hozzyandie - 14/12/2010 18:02 - Ireland

Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML

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Kickinchicken213 3

Friday 1 May 2009 2:34

That's why you don't question it!

Kamazar 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:40

Next time, smile, nod, and say, "Why thank you. Yes, I do believe I'll accept the iPod and assortment of Godiva chocolates",

Comments

clemsonfan92 0

Friday 1 May 2009 3:52

sorry man. that sucks. http://www.moola.com:80/moopubs/b2b/exc/join.jsp?sid=4d6a55744d5459354e44553d-2

rakhil11 7

Friday 1 May 2009 4:06

never question it...i am currently using this theory on never questioning the teachers when they don't assign hw....

carolizzle712 0

Friday 1 May 2009 4:06

so, hunt down and murder the employee of the month. it's as simple as that.

mylifeisfuckeddd 0

Friday 1 May 2009 4:10

#10 hey, at least he has a job. in this economy, even if u work at McDonald your lucky

TevinFAME 0

Friday 1 May 2009 4:20

Next time, just shut your mouth and except the gift. There is such a thing as talking TOO much!

Tomato_Cheese 22

Thursday 24 December 2015 4:26

Accept*

Hydra_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 4:31

Ouch. Never give 'em an option.

poison29 0

Friday 1 May 2009 4:34

shut up #4 and 17 and everyone else, they would have figured it out. come on

Funtertaining11 0

Friday 1 May 2009 4:41

Oh, that sucks! The irony.

Stack 0

Friday 1 May 2009 4:50

Who gets to decide who employee of the month is anyway? It's probably a random selection. You ****** rock at your job. You don't need their silly string.

Stack 0

Friday 1 May 2009 4:50

Who gets to decide who employee of the month is anyway? It's probably a random selection. You ****** rock at your job. You don't need their silly string.