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By wtffireworks! - 26/05/2011 02:10 - United States

Today, at work, there was a police officer waiting for me. Bewildered, I asked what the problem was. Someone had shot fireworks at cars in the parking lot and I was a suspect. Why? Ponytails on men apparently look suspicious. FML

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By HumanNature - 01/02/2009 00:01 - Canada

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2020 14:09

Today, the police came to my house and arrested me. Why? The neighborhood kids thought it would be fun to hide behind my house and shoot at people with paintball guns. People saw it coming from my house and called the police. I was fired from work, due to missing it without notice. No excuses. FML

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By Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej

Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2021 18:30

Today, I was on my way to work and wearing a tank top when I suddenly walked through 10 feet of sprinklers and got completely soaked. A cop flagged me down in front of a bunch of people, because apparently I matched the description of a "suspect". He stared at my boobs the entire time. FML

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By goodgrief - 05/03/2013 05:08 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

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By dinkley7 - 25/04/2021 02:00

Today, the cops showed up at my work because people were fighting in the parking lot. This is a nightly occurrence. FML

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By Overzealous cop of the day - 10/04/2025 06:00 - United States - New York

Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2014 05:07 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

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By DuckMan - 07/10/2017 23:15

Today, I was at a party when the cops showed up. They asked whether anyone had a gun, but I heard "fun" instead and raised my hand. I got searched. FML

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By yodada - 10/03/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police's radio went off and the person on the other line said, "Possible suspect, 5'5", thin" - the officer stopped right then and murmured, "too short and fat" and walked back to his car. FML

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Thursday 26 May 2011 8:44

Damn right they do.

Natalie403 6

Thursday 26 May 2011 8:44

Stereotypes xD

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Livinia 11

Thursday 26 May 2011 9:00

Well... they do look pretty damn badass.

CSRozell 4

Thursday 26 May 2011 21:27

**** ya ^

PsySygirl 0

Friday 27 May 2011 0:19

don't be unnecessarily rude!!!

PsySygirl 0

Friday 27 May 2011 0:21

72 it's meant for you!!!

RugbyKid 0

Friday 27 May 2011 5:05

^ **** no?

PsySygirl 0

Monday 30 May 2011 22:18

lol language barrier. I just clocked you meant "**** yes" and not "**** you". my bad :)

CEG3 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 9:05

people these days, always judging by the very first glance

Mirorbo 26

Thursday 26 May 2011 9:06

You should have gotten an afro, darling. No one ever suspects me of anything!~

_rockaholic_ 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 9:15

Problem officer?

YayorNay 8

Thursday 26 May 2011 9:19

The police be hating.

intothecrypt 3

Thursday 18 August 2011 6:46

Damn 5-0, always messin with a brutha.

hannahfmlt2 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 9:25

my dad has long hair in pony tails and he works off shore imagine what he goes trough dorn airport security

the__usual 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 9:25

hahahahaha sorry

shodoggydog112 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 9:28

well if you have a pony tail and your a male you must be gay, that's probably why the police thought it was you

padlarf 14

Thursday 26 May 2011 9:31

Go get a haircut, hobo

alyslove 5

Thursday 26 May 2011 9:32

they definitely are....

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Get off my lawn!

Don't dick around with those guys

Summer's here and the time is right…

Nice neighborhood

What did you expect?

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